HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I'm having to shit out rocks
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