Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
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