I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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