Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
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There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
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Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
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