Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
