scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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