Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
this hospital has no fireball
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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