Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
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its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
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A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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