UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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