I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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