Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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