I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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