I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
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I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
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I deserve to be covered in dicks
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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