is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
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Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
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And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
Randomize