Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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