Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
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