I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
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she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
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Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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