next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
