yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.