Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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