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• (804): View more from Virginia

  where are you?

  (914): View more from New York

  in the room with the baby pig

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  k im coming soon

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  i must have dtf stamped on my forehead

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.

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• (949): View more from California

  Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad

  (224): View more from Illinois

  I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...

  (905): View more from Ontario

  Sorry I think you have the wrong number

  (416): View more from Toronto

  Yes it looks like I do

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• (801): View more from Utah

  I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."

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• (806): View more from Texas

  The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.

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