Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I look excited, but its just a facade.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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