I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
COCAINE IS GR8
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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