Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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