okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
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