I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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