yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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