i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
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i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
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Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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