Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
did i walk over a car last night?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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