It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
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You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
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You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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