Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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