I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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