I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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