make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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