I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
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what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
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Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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