i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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