everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
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on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
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I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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