Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
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Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
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Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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