Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
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