i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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