I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
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The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
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I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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