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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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