he shaved USA in his pubs
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
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while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
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Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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