My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
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I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
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Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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