You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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