"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Randomize
