I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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