"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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