For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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