Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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