You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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