that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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