The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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