Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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