Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
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YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
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exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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