IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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