Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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