Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
True strength comes from lack of pants
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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