you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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