Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
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I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
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Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
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