Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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