sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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